It Could Only Happen To Me

I'm sitting here with a bump on my head and a back out of whack. I swear I'm the clutziest person I've ever met.

I'm doing laundry and empty the drier into a laundry basket that's almost waist high. I go to get the clothes out of the washer and my ass hits the basket behind me; I ricochet off it and knock my head into the washer.

I hit so hard that I felt it go right down into my vertebrae. It hurt first in my neck, then in my middle back and now in the lower back. Plus a bump on my forehead.

Thank god for yoga. But do you think it will help the bump on my noggin?