Wednesday, September 12, 2007



I'm reading "Shopgirl" by Steve Martin--a book I got off of I just finished the page where the couple sleeps together, turned the page to finish the scene, and there was a phony (obviously) $1 million bill. Around the edge in fine print, it basically tells me that I'm going to hell:

"The million-dollar question: Will you go to Heaven? Here's a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, "Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, adulterer-at-heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell..."

WTF? Does the person who sent this book look up sex passages and then stick these little "bookmarks" in them before sending the book to someone?

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